smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:

my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose 

turn on:

supremepeniskingsam:

the lights

is ugh an emotion cause i feel it all the time

(Source: rapeage)

I hate those conversations

shirleychen:

Where someone goes “How’s your day?” and the person says “Good, you?” And the conversation ends there..

do you me know who is beautiful?

read the third word 

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

  • nobody: i love you
  • I don’t talk shit, I state facts.

    (Source: angelcasimiro)

    m0rphling:

    we’re all so caught up in our own shit that we fail to realize that everybody’s struggling just the same.

    LOL at people who rely on tumblr

    or try so hard to be tumblr famous

    Not in the mood for any of this bullshit.

    it’s been a day since you last updated your blog are you ok

    (Source: swordie)

    what’s goin on megatron
    yo when ur hungry everything tastes like steak
    Stuck at home.